Isn’t it funny how Delhi guys are the biggest, baddest ballers of all time? Or at least they try to be š So, here’s a list of things Delhi guys just love being, saying and doing!
I. Tight Clothes, Because Where Would We Be Without Them Baller Kids?
Hilarious isn’t it? Wearing tight jeans and couple that with joggers – that’s the ideal Delhi guy tryna act cool! And, frankly, it couldn’t get better than this.
In fact, have you ever noticed how some of the tight jeans guys constantly scratch their crotch? *EEKKKK*
II. The Obsessive Compulsive Order Of The BC
Delhi guys love saying this proverbial word and frankly, to them it comes as easy as 1,2,3!! So, whether it’s “kahan ja rha hai BC” or “kya problem hai teri BC” – the word can be attached to practically every sentence.
III. Picking Up Girls In The Worst Way EVER
Guys in Delhi have a certain charm (the worst kind) when asking girls out. And if even one of them says GF ban jaĀ meri, you know it’s time to slam the door on their faces!
IV. They Go To Clubs Like Raasta And Ask The DJ To Play Yo Yo Honey Singh Songs
We already know that you’ve seen guys like these before! And, of course, they were thrown out because WTH!
V. Don’t Lie, Guys, You Know You’ve Bought The AbibasĀ And Not Adidas
Guys in Delhi have a certain affinity for all things fake. And what’s even funnier is that they will flaunt it like 20,000 ka koi jutta le liya ho! So, tag a friend who bought an Upma and not Puma!
VI. Staring Because Door Se Dekha Toh Chand Dikh Gya
Of course, ain’t nobody better than Delhiites when it comes to staring at people! And not just girls! In fact, whether you’re travelling in the metro or in the car or in the park – there will always be this one person.
VII. Getting Clicked With A Mercedes, That They Don’t Even OWN!!
So, there’s a reason why we put this one after staring. Because the only thing that can make a Delhi guy stop staring at someone is a picture with a Mercedes. TRUTH HAS BEEN TOLD!!
VIII. Hilarious Car Stickers, “Jaat Hun, Panga Na Lene Ka!”
Nobody can refute this!! In fact, each of has seen at least 20 cars in our lifetime that says “Jaat Boy!”
IX. Drunk Driving, Because YOLO
And the only way it ends is – “jaanta nahi mera baap kaun hai?”
X. Confused Between Che Guevara And Bob Marley
You remember those t-shirts with Che’s pictures on it? If yes, then you’ve also probably seen people calling the guy Bob Marley!!
Laughing still? Tag a Delhi guys friend and make sure you tell him about this!
Cover Image Courtesy | DNA India
