So, did you recently shift to Delhi? Take notice, nobody believes in Delhi traffic rules and to prove, we’ve got some hilarity for you! So, check out these 10 hilarious things you’ll witness on the streets of Delhi and not just 1,2 or 3…it’s EVERYWHERE.
I. Switching Lanes? What’s Lane Driving Anyway?
Now, the great thing about Delhi people is that none of us ever believed in sticking to our lanes. In fact, if we did, the number of traffic violations would not be doubling every year!
II. The Car Is The Law! And Law Permits Overtaking!
You’ll see what we mean, ’cause no Delhiite has ever let someone get ahead of them. Especially, if the other person is driving a smaller car than yours! If that’s the case, he/she will overtake you…from the LEFT!
III. Increase The Volume, Till Our Ears Bleed Out!
If you haven’t yet noticed this phenomenon, you will soon! In fact, every second car in Delhi has people ‘gedi marte hue’ with music blasting through the roof!
IV. Traffic Police? F*** The Police!!
Some Delhi people are a fearless bunch of crazies with everyone saying “jaanta nahi mera baap kaun hai?” And, frankly, the conversation with the traffic police ends then and there. ‘Cause literally everyone has a so-called connection.
V. Bikes, Scooters, Cycles – The Ants Between The Cars!!!!
So, Delhiites on bikes, scooters and cycles have a THING! Nothing overly tedious – they just like to squeeze their two-wheelers into the smallest of spaces with no regard. AWESOME!
VI. You Will Learn A New Curse Word, EVERY DAY!
As if BC wasn’t bad enough, now you have MC, G****, C******. Like, what if the person doesn’t have a sister? Now you just farting curse words into thin air with no filter, aren’t you? FOOLS! 😛
VII. No Parking Zone Is My Parking Zone!
Dekho, Seekho, Parkho! That’s all we have to say for this because it’s the ultimate truth about everyone in Delhi.
VIII. Everyone Is Rude With No Filter!
Regardless of what corner of Delhi you live in, this is BASIC to Delhi. You overtake someone – “BC, kaise kar dia!”
You honk at someone driving too slow – “Bohot jaldi hai pohonchne ke liye?”
IX. Don’t Forget The Perennially Frustrated People Honking!
If the road is the ocean then Delhi drivers are the mermaids singing the worse songs EVER. ‘Cause they always honking their f****** asses off! 😛
X. Rich Kids Be Like – There’s Always Enough Space For Me
These are the people who own BMWs, Innovas and Fortuners then think they can take it to Karol Bagh! *MIC DROPS*
How many of these ‘quips’ do you relate to?
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