Everyone who travels in the metro known that Delhi Subway is unlike any other you will see! In fact, while many find certain things that Delhiites do irritating, we find them hilarious!
I. Pole Dancing
Ever noticed those people who literally stick to the poles? Moreover, every time the metro gets a jerk, they go flying by as if dancing against the pole. In fact, while they may not leave much space for the rest of us, their dance sure cracks us up!
II. The Feeling Of Getting Leered At When You’re High AF
So, this is really something many of our stoner friends have told us about. Every time they enter the metro they feel as though people are staring at them, even when they’re not! And somehow that always makes a good, funny story to tell.
III. Falling Asleep On Your Shoulder
You know what’s worse than having someone sleep off on you? When they have hair filled with dandruff! GOD, it’s sickening. But when you see others going through it, it’s so hilariously funny!
IV. Claiming The Corner Seat In The Name of Womanhood
Disclaimer: don’t take offence girls. But a seat that doesn’t say for ladies only is an open playfield for all commuters! And, again, when others have to vacate a seat for women, all we can do is laugh our hearts out.
V. Adjust Karlo Bhaiya!
Like f*** we’re gonna! Get your ass down another aisle of the seats. Delhiites love doing this as if “baap ka samajh rakha ho!” 😛
VI. Who Let The Kids Out?
Don’t you just love it when parents let their kids out of the cage? It’s like they’ve achieved Nirvana and start jumping around! And while few may be cute, others are just downright irritating and hilarious!
VII. Farting Like *BLOOP*
Somehow it’s hilarious af when people fart in the metro and then pretend that it never happened. Like – yeah, sure we know you didn’t do it! Da F****!
VIII. Peeping Into Somebody Else’s Phone
It’s fun to watch people do this! In fact, what would be even more hilarious is if you rub their nose on your phone. And go, “andar hi ghusja na!”
IX. Sitting and Sleeping On The Floor
Aisa karo, ghar bsalo metro mei. Angdai marlo, chaddar od lo!!
X. Stepping On Others’ Shoes
Have you ever experienced this? Wouldn’t you want to just step on their foot too and go “GOALLLL SPOT!” 😛
So, if you think that all of this has happened with you too, how about you share it with your outstation friends? And let them know what to expect in Delhi metro!
